Spritz

If you’re coming across my adoption profile you’re probably looking to enrich your life with “man’s best friend”. Yeah yeah I know, “loyalty”…“unconditional love” … the lore of the notorious D.O.G. But, you know what canine sympathizers never want to talk about? Potty training in the dead of winter. Sleepless nights while crate training. All of the blood, sweat and tears that goes into molding your “loyal best friend”. You want something real? Something authentic? Someone who is unapologetically themselves and won’t be influenced by a biscuit or a pat on the head? Get a cat. Better yet, get me.

I’m Spritz. I’m 3 months old, 3 pounds big, and 3 million times more mature than a puppy. I am practically self sufficient. You really don’t NEED to do much for me but you’ll WANT to. My big dreamy eyes and raspy purr will have you doodling my name during your 9 to 5. You’ll be counting down the seconds until you can get home and pull out that laser pointer. Once you go cat, you never go back. See you at home;)