Lil Dude

Lil Dude's Dating Profile

Age: 1 year old. Mature enough to know better, orange enough not to care.

About Me: I'm a handsome 10.6-pound orange gentleman seeking a long-term relationship with someone who appreciates the finer things in life: snacks, naps, snacks during naps, and naps after snacks.

Turn-ons: ✔ Treats
✔ Warm laundry
✔ Chin scratches
✔ Being told I'm handsome

Turn-offs: ✘ Empty food bowls
✘ Closed doors
✘ Being informed that I've "already eaten"

If you're looking for a loyal companion who will make you laugh every day and occasionally sit on your laptop when you need it most, Lil Dude might be the one for you.